Brian Cooks it - Yellow Rice

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Yellow Rice

Prep time 00:20 min

Cost $4

Category: Side dish 

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I know this much is true

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Today's side, Yellow rice. This side goes with anything and everything. Not to mention it is extremely inexpensive and filling. I know this seems way too simple to post, however lots of people do not know how to make this no matter how simple it is and for that reason we are getting it up. Really - not much more I can say about it after it's just rice.

Don't buy boil in a bag rice. Buy a bulk bag it's cheap and takes the same time to cook. Matter of fact- I think it's easier to cook it out of the bag. Who hasn't burned their hands trying to open a bag when it's done?

If you have any questions, comments and or concerns please feel free to reach out and I will be sure to answer as soon as I can..

Link to other fun recipes 

https://www.pussfoot.com/blogs/food

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Lets avoid this like the Noid 

 

What do you need 

1 sauce pot

2 cups of rice 

2 Tablespoon butter

1 Tablespoon  salt

1 packet of sazon 

4 cups of water 

6 nude photos to send to your friends while you wait for it to boil

 

 

And We Begin………

Rice 

1 Place 2 cups of rice into your pot

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 silly bastard that's only one cup

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2 Add 1 tablespoon of salt 

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 I said salt not meth

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3 Add one packet of sazon 

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 Just like Franks I put this shit in everything

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4 Add 2 tablespoons of butter 

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Did you even know that's what the lines are for on the stick of butter 

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5 Now add 4 cups of water 

Cold water boils before hot -- Google it !!!!

 

Cooking.  

1 Stir the mix to insure you do not have any clumps 

2 place pot on a high heat with lid until it begins to boil

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 Oh Look, im in the reflection Your welcome ladies.

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3 once the water begins to boil - lower to a medium heat for 15 to 20 min

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 Sooooo MOIST and steamy 

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*keep an eye on this, not to get into science but depending on the humidity and altitude it may cook faster or slower in your area. You do not want burnt rice...

4 Once reduced remover from the heat and stir 

5 Let cool for 5 min and enjoy 

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My Grandma Plates 

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For all the people that do not like yellow rice. Add one more tablespoon of salt and forgo the sazon. That's it -- super easy and much cheaper than boil in a bag, it tastes better too.

Booo yahhh…. Now go enjoy your friends and family and whatever else you made today.

 

If you messed up well that sucks for you. Just give me a DM and ill try to figure out where you went wrong in life. XOXO

I hope you enjoy as much as I do 

Hope you had fun and make sure to send me pics of your messy kitchen and the finished product 

Blue skies  

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 Smile, Life is amazing 

Brian


4 comments

  • Joined your FB page, Can you please post more pics of you xoxo
    and when the hell are you going to be on TV
    Sarah

    sarah
  • I just wanted to say thank you for everything you are posting, not only are you helping out with ideas but also giving us all a good laugh.
    I love your site
    Sarah

    sarah
  • any directions to actually make this with METH <————- Asking for a friend…

    I look forward every week to read and try the new recipes, if you ever stop posting I will find you :-P
    I can not wait to see you on TV iv even pushed all of these to a producer friend of mine

    sue
  • This wins the recipe world today
    rice would of been more fun with meth though
    you crack me up cant wait till they get you on TV

    chris

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