Prep time 00:20 min
Category: Side dish (4-5 people)
Today's side, Brussel Sprouts or what some people call alien brains will blow your mind and is a super easy and inexpensive side you can add to most any meal. Don't get all nervous Nancy your kids will enjoy these too, you can doctor these up too, adding bacon or whatever you like. If you hate greens please just give these a try, worst case you and your friend Karen can email me and tell me I was wrong and that these suck. Or you will enjoy them and add them to your super secret list of good easy food to make.
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What do you need
1 Package of Brussel Sprouts around 10 to 12 in a pack
1 clove of garlic
2 tablespoons butter
1 Teaspoon pepper
1 cup cold water
1 medium frying pan
? Salt to taste
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And We Begin………
1 open and wash Brussel Sprouts in a strainer
2 slice down the middle
cut them mofos in half
3 Add two tablespoons of butter
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4 Dice ¼ onion and add to pan
in the pan like I said
5 dice one clove of garlic and add to pan
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7 Add Pepper ( I would leave salt out until the end when you taste.)
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9 Add 1 cup of water. Place on high heat and melt butter while mixing - make sure to coat everything in the butter
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* Lower heat and allow it to simmer- we need to boil out all of the water ( or most of it, you should be left with a buttery liquid at the bottom of the pan that you will drizzle over the sprouts when you serve them.
Booo yahhh…. You can add these to any main dish. Remember you can change the recipe up with some pancetta or bacon. You just need to dice and add to a hot pan prior to completing the very simple steps I gave you above. Ok go eat people.
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